Cast 90

JJ Feild

Liam Adams

Leo Gregory

Charlie Braithwaite

Kuno Becker

Santiago Muñez

Kasia Smutniak

Sophia Tardelli

Anya Lahiri

June

Nick Moran

Nick Ashworth

Christopher Fairbank

Foghorn

Mike Elliot

Gordon

Craig Heaney

Phil

Jack McBride

Walter

Tamer Hassan

Ronnie

Ori Pfeffer

Mad Film Director

John Salthouse

Newcastle Manager

Gary Lewis

Mal Braithwaite

Tereza Srbova

Katja

Margo Stilley

Tamzin Adams

Olivia Phillips

Bella

Antonia Bernath

Britt

Sam Cunningham

Helga

Mellissa Laycy

Agnetha

Erin Lister

Ani-Frid

Jakki Degg

Cute Masseuse

Anna Maria Everett

Old Masseuse

Gabrielle Richens

Marjorie

Paul McGavin

1st AD Commercial

Tia Thomas

Production assistant

Paul Humpoletz

LADA Taxi Driver

Brett Morton

Runner

Dave Sansom

Film Sound Man

Bruce Jackson

1st Assistant Director

Joemma Lavin

Hull Barmaid

Daniel Cowley

Paramedic

Rob Jones

Vicar

Phil Matthews

Sports Reporter

John Motson

Self

Matthew Waters

Reporter 1

Anna Tyler

Reporter 2

Derek Williams

Sven

Brian Newbold

Registrar

Deita Hubbard

German Barmaid 1

Kerry Shepherd

German Barmaid 2

Cliff Bradley

Irate Skoda Driver

Peter Heslop

Unhappy Driver

Russell De Rozario

Bucharest Boiler

Adam Marusiak

Footballer

Anthony Ofei

Footballer

Craig Palmer

Footballer

Dennis Sweeney

Footballer

Emeka Ejiofor

Footballer

Gareth Ellis

Footballer

Holden Ashley Stein

Footballer

Jamie Poole

Footballer

Lee White

Footballer

Leigh Clayton

Footballer

Liam Moynihan

Footballer

Matthew Thorpe

Footballer

Nathan Wint

Footballer

Neil Elson

Footballer

Oliver Jones

Footballer

Steve Madden

Footballer

Toby George Jones

Footballer

David Beckham

Self

John Terry

Self

Frank Lampard

Self

Jamie Carragher

Self

Paul Robinson

Self

Owen Hargreaves

Self

Peter Crouch

Self

Rio Ferdinand

Self

Joe Cole

Self

Gary Neville

Self

Ray Clemence

Self

Jermaine Jenas

Self

Aaron Lennon

Self

Wayne Bridge

Self

Steven Gerrard

Self

Wayne Rooney

Self

Sven-Göran Eriksson

Self

Ronaldo

Self

Hernán Crespo

Self

John Aloisi

Self

Fernando Torres

Self

Thierry Henry

Self

Filippo Inzaghi

Self

Ruud van Nistelrooy

Self

Olof Mellberg

Self

Henrik Larsson

Self

Cristiano Ronaldo

Self

Andrew Shue

(uncredited)

Peter Dale

Football Reporter (uncredited)

Crew 82

Andrew Morahan

Directing

Mike Jefferies

Writing

Piers Ashworth

Writing

Giles Bury

Editing

Piers Ashworth

Production

Matt Barrelle

Production

Stuart Ford

Production

Mark Harris

Production

Peter Heslop

Production

Mike Jefferies

Production

Danny Stepper

Production

Mark Thomas

Sound

George Tiffin

Camera

Dan Hubbard

Production

Russell De Rozario

Art

Joe Howard

Art

Cressida Lewis

Costume & Make-Up

Jennifer Harty

Costume & Make-Up

Tanya Lodge

Costume & Make-Up

Ailie Smith

Costume & Make-Up

Mark Harris

Crew

Nina Khan

Crew

Nigel Marchant

Production

Rachel Robey

Production

Joe Hornsey

Directing

Bruce Jackson

Directing

Paul McGavin

Directing

Mark Jones

Art

Lee Whiteman

Art

Terry Woods

Art

Robert Brazier

Sound

Paul William Edwards

Sound

Simon Epstein

Sound

Anthony Hurst

Sound

Francis Ward Lindsay

Sound

Clare Mahoney

Sound

Dave Sansom

Sound

Nigel Squibbs

Sound

Chris Sturmer

Sound

Jason Swanscott

Sound

Paul Watson

Sound

Evan Green-Hughes

Visual Effects

Kris Anderson

Visual Effects

Steven Bray

Visual Effects

Sven Bruhn

Visual Effects

David Emeny

Visual Effects

Simon Giles

Visual Effects

Stephanie C. Kelly

Visual Effects

Simon Kilroe

Visual Effects

Lewis Saunders

Visual Effects

Audrius Urbonavicius

Visual Effects

Shivaji Waikhom

Visual Effects

Riky Ash

Crew

Lyndon S. Hellewell

Crew

David Appleby

Camera

Chas Bain

Camera

Alfie Biddle

Camera

Andy Clarke

Lighting

Kate Filby

Camera

Pat Garrett

Camera

Therese Hvattum

Camera

Miles Proudfoot

Camera

Sean Savage

Camera

Paul Wheeldon

Camera

Emma Carroll

Costume & Make-Up

Nigel Egerton

Costume & Make-Up

Theresa Lartey

Costume & Make-Up

Kim Gaster

Editing

Katura Jensen

Production

Andy Richards

Editing

Gareth Spensley

Editing

Andrew Walton

Editing

Vicky Chapman

Production

Lynsey Cosford

Production

Jens Geibel

Production

Jack Suckling

Production

Roger Argente

Sound

Mark Berrow

Sound

Peter Clarke

Sound

Vicky Matthews

Sound

Ian Neil

Sound

James Thatcher

Sound