Cast 112

Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Ed Hocken

O. J. Simpson

Nordberg

Fred Ward

Rocco

Kathleen Freeman

Muriel

Anna Nicole Smith

Tanya

Ellen Greene

Louise

Ed Williams

Ted

Raye Birk

Papshmir

Matt Roe

Clayton

Wylie Small

Defense Attorney

Sharon Cornell

Stenographer

Earl Boen

Dr. Eisendrath

Jeff Wright

Store Manager

Lorali Hart

Melon Lady

Mallory Sandler

Grocery Mother

K.L. Segal

Purse Woman

Brad Lockerman

Jason

Rosalind Allen

Bobbi

Charlotte Zucker

Nurse

Lois de Banzie

Dr. Kohlzak

Doris Belack

Dr. Roberts

Nigel Gibbs

Carjacker

Andre Rosey Brown

Corridor Guard

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Big Hairy Con

Ann B. Davis

Ann B. Davis

Alex Zimmerman

Mess Hall Convict

Marc Alaimo

Trucker

Tom Finnegan

Priest

Hammam Shafie

Cabbie

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Cabbie

Danny Daniels

Cabbie

Joe Grifasi

Director

Vanna White

Vanna White

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Rick Scarry

Security Guard

Mary Lou Retton

Mary Lou Retton

James R. Scribner

Phil Donahue's Make-Up Man

Lou Felder

Presenter

Chrissy Bocchino

Mother Theresa

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Joe D'Angerio

Security Guard

Gary Cooper

Cop

Christopher J. Keene

Cop

Joe Flood

Cop

Scott Evers

Umpire

Paul A. Hutton

Doctor

Burton Zucker

Clinic Patient

Susan Breslau

Train Lady #1

Erin MacArthur

Train Lady #2

Marcy Goldman

Train Lady #3

David Zucker

Teleprompter Guy

Robert K. Weiss

Tuba Player

Peter Segal

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Robert LoCash

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

William Kerr

Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew'

Jolie Chain

Producer's Wife

Wendy Hogan

Producer's Wife

Jeri Caldwell

Producer's Wife

Michael Ewing

Assistant Director

David Malloy

Maalox Boy

Vanessa Sandin

Gabriella

Julie Strain

Dominatrix

Andrew Craig

Bryce Porterhouse Guard

David Fresco

Lifetime Award Recipient

Bill Erwin

Conductor

Adam Hasart

Frank Jr.

John Capodice

Mr. Big

Glen Chin

Sumo Wrestler

Philip Yamaguchi

Sumo Wrestler

Florence Henderson

Florence Henderson

Tim Bohn

Waldo

Timothy Watters

President Clinton

Eugene Greytak

Pope

Aaron Seville

Cop

Blane Savage

Dancer

Michael Chambers

Dancer

T.C. Diamond

Dancer

Brett Heine

Dancer

Jerald Vincent

Dancer

Wayne 'Crescendo' Ward

Dancer

Brian Wightman

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Paul Feig

Oscar Audience Member

Joel Madison

Oscar Audience Member

Steve Pepoon

Oscar Audience Member

Scott Herriott

Oscar Audience Member

Edward Weber

Oscar Audience Member

Adrienne Parsons

Mercedes Lady

Robert J. Elisberg

Taxi Driver

Elisa Gabrielli

Mourner

Taran Killam

Boy of Geriatric Park

Marianne Davis

Girl of Geriatric Park

Bill Zuckert

Old Man

Nikki Segal

Screaming Supermarket Baby

James Earl Jones

James Earl Jones (uncredited)

Raquel Welch

Raquel Welch (uncredited)

Shannen Doherty

Shannen Doherty (uncredited)

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould (uncredited)

Mariel Hemingway

Mariel Hemingway (uncredited)

R. Lee Ermey

Prison Guard (uncredited)

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Prisoner #2 (uncredited)

Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild (uncredited)

Bruce A. Young

Tyrone (uncredited)

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis (uncredited)

Symba

Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt (uncredited)

Heather Hewitt

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Susan McNabb

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

Françoise Ruggieri

Academy Awards Guest (uncredited)

George Sasaki

Oscar Audience Member (uncredited)

Gary Cooper

Cop

Crew 123

Peter Segal

Directing

Pat Proft

Writing

David Zucker

Writing

Robert LoCash

Writing

Jim Abrahams

Production

Gil Netter

Production

Robert K. Weiss

Production

Jeff Wright

Production

Simone Boisseree

Crew

Paul E. Short

Crew

Al Goto

Crew

Eugene Collier

Crew

Marian Green

Crew

Robert M. Stevens

Camera

Bruce Crone

Art

Ira Newborn

Sound

Jeff Imada

Crew

Gene LeBell

Crew

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Crew

Chuck Picerni Jr.

Crew

Michael Ewing

Production

William C. Gerrity

Production

Robert LoCash

Production

Jerry Zucker

Production

David Zucker

Production

James R. Symons

Editing

Pamela Basker

Production

Lawrence G. Paull

Art

Kathe Klopp

Art

Mary E. Vogt

Costume & Make-Up

Ashley Burnham

Art

Robert L. Anderson

Art

Richard W. Jones

Art

Joseph Musso

Art

Steve Koch

Art

John Berger

Art

Robert Primes

Camera

Jeff Case

Camera

Peter McKernan Jr.

Crew

David Emmerichs

Camera

Ron Phillips

Camera

Marjorie K. Chan

Costume & Make-Up

Elaina P. Schulman

Costume & Make-Up

Stephen Abrums

Costume & Make-Up

Bob Moore Jr.

Costume & Make-Up

Tom Randol

Costume & Make-Up

Miranda Garrison

Crew

Clark 'Cajun' Davis

Crew

Brad Kuehn

Crew

Richard Anton

Crew

Michael P. Finnegan

Crew

Bill MacSems

Art

Anna Baltimore

Crew

Jeff Jarvis

Crew

Alexandra Datig

Crew

Phil Adams

Crew

Raymond A. McLaughlin

Crew

Vince del Castillo

Crew

William C. Gerrity

Production

Robert J. Elisberg

Crew

John Hockridge

Directing

Phil Hetos

Editing

Gregory Gontz

Editing

Renée George

Lighting

Paul Avery

Lighting

Greg Cantrell

Lighting

Burton Lindemoen

Lighting

Kate Brinegar

Production

Michael Tadross

Production

Eric Klosterman

Production

Elton MacPherson

Production

Gil Gagnon

Production

Anne Couk

Sound

Pamela Bentkowski

Sound

Jeff Carson

Sound

Gloria D'Alessandro

Sound

Hank Garfield

Sound

Joseph A. Ippolito

Sound

Don Lee

Visual Effects

Mykel Denis

Visual Effects

David Kuklish

Visual Effects

Andy Gill

Crew

Laura Albert

Crew

Jeffrey G. Barnett

Crew

Robert Fernandez

Sound

Peewee Piemonte

Crew

Jimmy N. Roberts

Crew

Ellis Cohen

Costume & Make-Up

Margaret E. Elliott

Costume & Make-Up

Joseph J. Kontra

Directing

Violet Cazanjian

Directing

Robert K. Weiss

Directing

Christopher G. Feederle

Art

David B. Miller

Art

Douy Swofford

Art

Stephen Janisz

Sound

Bob Baron

Sound

Ken Dufva

Sound

Eric Gotthelf

Sound

Fred Stafford

Sound

Bill Cochran

Crew

John Cassel

Crew

Bruce Paul Barbour

Crew

Hubie Kerns Jr.

Crew

Alberto S. Ramos

Camera

Paul E. Sutton

Camera

Steven W. Gage

Camera

Barbie Block

Production

Theresa Repola Mohammed

Editing

David Thornsberry

Production

Ira Newborn

Sound

Doug Netter

Production

Benny McNulty

Lighting

Brigette Lester

Production

Leslie J. Kovacs

Lighting

Richard Patterson

Crew

Michael Cain

Crew

Felicidad Contreras

Production

Jeremy Alter

Production

Patricia Tallman

Crew

Mary Peters

Crew

Debbie Lynn Ross

Crew

Alexis Vogel

Costume & Make-Up